For Kitchens That Look Nice... and Talk Sh*t
This set is the ultimate chaotic good gift: four innocent-looking towels with a not-so-innocent hidden message—FDT. Yep, they say it. Repeatedly. Invisibly. Beautifully. It’s the kind of present you give your progressive bestie, your favorite loudmouth cousin, or your sweet, unknowing grandma who just loves the colors and has no idea her dish towel is leading a quiet revolution.
Hang them. Gift them. Watch the realization (or blissful ignorance) unfold.
It’s called patriotism with a plot twist.
• Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
• Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
• Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
• Perfect Size – 18" x 24" for max coverage
• Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality
• 100-Day Returns – Love it or send it back
• Single Sided Print
• Designed and Printed in the USA
