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Perfect Cotton Tea Towels

Perfect Cotton. Perfect Chaos.

Whether you're wiping up wine spills or passive-aggressively decorating for brunch, these cotton towels bring the sass and the absorbency.

 

It's like therapy… but cheaper.

100% Perfect Cotton Tea Towels

Classic Cotton. Naughty Sayings. Freakin’ Perfect.
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
$20.00
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Fuckity Fuck Fuck | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Fuckity Fuck Fuck | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
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Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
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I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

I'm Afraid If I Give Up Wine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
$20.00
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Fck This Sht | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Fck This Sht | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
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Shut Up Liver You're Fine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Shut Up Liver You're Fine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
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The Fckity Illusion Perfect Cotton Tea Towel Duo
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Grab The Viral Cotton Illusion Bundle

Double the Sass, Double the Class

Two towels. Twice the attitude. This bundle includes both of our sleek new illusion-striped cotton tea towels—one bold in black, one fiery in red. Subtle from afar, spicy up close. Whether you're gifting a kitchen glow-up or just want your dish-drying game to scream “I have taste and a sense of humor,” this duo has you covered.

• 100% High-Quality Cotton
• Corner Hanging Loop
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 18"x28"
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink
$36.00
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Funny. Functional. Slightly Inappropriate.

Twisted Wares is here for the loud laughers, the weird gifters, and the ones who read between the lines.

Our illusion towels are made to surprise, delight, and stir up a little wholesome trouble.

Proudly designed by real humans who are just as unhinged as you.

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