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hides swear words so well,

even your mother-in-law won’t notice.

Until she does...
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For Kitchens That Know the Truth
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Yes, Life’s a Shitshow - Add to Cart

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Shitshow Towels

Shitshow・Colette・French Stripe・Plaid

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Printed lovingly in every design

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4 Exclusive Illusion Towels: Shitshow, Plaid, Colette, and French

Hidden profanity printed within the design

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Welcome to the support group your kitchen deserves. Limited Edition and Exclusive:

 

This 4-pack of high-functioning dysfunction includes every Illusion Towel you secretly need (and publicly deserve). They may look innocent, but each towel is designed with disguised profanity - so your in-laws are none the wiser (until they lean in).

This pack is the official starter kit for kitchens where chaos is the main ingredient.
  • 4 Exclusive and Limited Edition Designs and Colorways
  • Hidden Cursing: Camouflaged swears in each design 
  • All TruWovenTM Microfiber: Premium feel, hella absorbent

Engineered for Everyday: From kitchen catastrophes to cousin Karen’s drama.
  • Details:
  • Size: 18” x 24” each 
  • Designed & Printed in the USA 
  • Machine washable 

Limited availability (because life is a shitshow)
  • You won't find these designs or colors anywhere else!
  • It won't be around for long - limited supply
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Shitshow Hyper Illusion Kitchen Tea Towel
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Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
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Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Vintage Shitshow Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
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●  $88+ Value for just $58

●  That’s $14.50 per towel - plus a free shipping!

 

(We did the math. You win.)
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Frequently asked Questions

Can I choose my own towels?

Not for this bundle. We picked the best ones. Trust us.

Can I use other discounts?

It does not stack with other promos.

Will my mom be offended?

Only if she looks really, really close.

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What Our Customers Are Saying

Dries Fast, Gets Laughs Faster

I bought one towel as a “fun little gift” and now I’ve accidentally replaced every towel in my house. They’re super absorbent, dry fast, and the one that says “Fuck This Shit” basically lives on my oven now. Bonus: my mother-in-law hasn’t visited since.

— Jess T.

Soft, Sassy, and a Total Show-Off

I swear these towels get more compliments than I do. People come over, dry their hands, and immediately ask where I got them. One friend laughed so hard she snorted. I’ve never been prouder.

— Lauren M.

Gifted One. Bought Six. No Regrets.

These towels are like chips—you can’t stop at one. I gave one as a housewarming gift and ended up placing a full order for myself. They actually work, they’re hilarious, and they wash like a dream.

— Erika B.
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