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$49.00 USD
$94.00 USD
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Why we're basically giving these away... 

We want you to EXPERIENCE 

what makes OUR TOWELS SO POPULAR

 (because it's not ONLY for our smart original designs)

 and understand why we call them

 

 Perfect TowelsTM

 

 

$49

+ PLUS Free Shipping! 

(value of $94+)

 

 

LIMITED SUPPLY

(when they're gone, they're gone)

 

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   questions  +
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Can I choose my own towels?

We can only offer New Designs, New Product Releases, with Exclusive colorways 

AT THIS PRICE, because we produce a limited supply and then pre-pack them so that we can get them out the door Fast!  

So the items offered in the The Perfect Illsuion Pack are not sold seperatly. 

 

BUT - We DO ALSO offer "Buy More Save More" pricing so you can Mix & Match our other popular products without breaking the bank. 

Can I use other discounts?

This pack is already priced like we lost our minds, so It doesn't stack with other promos.

Will my Mother-in-Law be offended?

Only if she looks really, really close. 

Which she will. - But the anticipation makes it more fun anyway. 

Want to mix and match or Build your own set? →

Snag the 

Perfect Illusion PackTM 

while you can!

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