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Stars, Stripes & Shitshows Illusion | Perfect Towel
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Independently Fresh Out of Fks Illusion | Perfect Towel
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Fcked Around & Found Outback Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
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Downtown Breakdown Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
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Shitshow on the Shore Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
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Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
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Vintage Shitshow Classic Illusion Kitchen Tea Towel
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Fresh Out Plaid Illusion Kitchen Tea Towel
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Why You Need The Perfect Towel
Planet-Saving Power
Made With 100% Recycled Plastic
Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.
Absorb Like a Boss
Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?
Bye-Bye, Soggy Towels
Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.
Love It or We'll Make It Right
We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.
100 Days to Change Your Mind
Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.
Don’t Just Take Our Word for It—Take Theirs!
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