Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel
Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel

Pardon My French Summer Edition | The Perfect Towel

11 reviews
$22.00

Elegant Stripes, Explicit Flair

Say hello to subtle sass with the "Pardon My French Summer Illusion" towel from our Summer Illusion Collection. At a distance, it’s chic and understated. Up close? It’s unapologetically explicit, with tiny "fuck" text forming its stylish stripe pattern. Perfect for those who appreciate humor with a side of class.

  • Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
  • Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
  • Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
  • Perfect Size – 18" x 24" for max coverage
  • Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality
  • 100-Day Returns – Love it or send it back

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  • Planet Saving Power

    100% Recycled

  • Ultra Absorbant

    Dries Super Fast
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Why You Need This

Made With 100% Recycled Plastic

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.
  • 18" x 24" each
  • Designed and Printed in the USA
  • Machine Washable
  • Single Sided Print
  • Family Owned
  • Hidden Swear Words

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Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

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