Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel
Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel

Psychedelic Boobs | The Perfect Towel

11 reviews
$22.00

Groovy and Hilarious Design

Turn heads and spark giggles with the "Psychedelic Boobs" kitchen towel from our Summer Illusion Collection. With playful pink boob-inspired designs cleverly disguised in a bright, trippy pattern, this towel is as bold and fun as it gets. Perfect for making a statement while tackling spills and kitchen tasks with style.

  • Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
  • Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
  • Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
  • Perfect Size – 18" x 24" for max coverage
  • Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality
  • 100-Day Returns – Love it or send it back

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  • Planet Saving Power

    100% Recycled

  • Ultra Absorbant

    Dries Super Fast
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Why You Need This

Made With 100% Recycled Plastic

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.
  • 18" x 24" each
  • Designed and Printed in the USA
  • Machine Washable
  • Single Sided Print
  • Family Owned
  • Hidden Swear Words

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Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

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