🖤 The Perfect Towel Bundle
The Math Checks Out. (Girl Math, Anyway.)
If something’s $110 and you get it for $49, you basically just made $61.
Add the fact that they look good, dry fast, and make people laugh?
That’s basically passive income.
What’s Inside:
🖤 3 Perfect Towels™ (TruWoven™) - premium microfiber that actually absorbs, dries fast, and never gets that “ew” smell.
🤍 2 Superior Cotton Towels - the classics, tossed in because we said so.
💋 1 “Jolly As F*ck” Sticker - free, because chaos deserves rewards.
These towels are funny, functional, and weirdly good at making you feel like you have your life together - even if you’re wiping up spilled prosecco at 2PM.
They’re giftable, practical, and a little bit unhinged - the holy trinity of Girl Math logic.
$110 worth of chaos-cleaning greatness. Yours for $49.
Because paying full price for funny is against our religion.
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- Absorbs like it’s got something to prove
- Dries in a flash
- Hidden humor that passes the in-law test
- Makes you laugh every time you reach for it
