Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel
Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel

Fresh Out in the Forest Landscape Illusion | Perfect Towel

11 reviews
$22.00

Take a hike... emotionally. This one’s for when you’ve retreated into the woods, spiritually or literally, and left your last fuck back at the trailhead. Gift it to your zen friend with rage under the surface—or keep it for your emotional camping kit.

• Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
• Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
• Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
• Perfect Size – 18" x 24" for max coverage

• Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality
• 100-Day Returns – Love it or send it back
• Single Sided Print
• Designed and Printed in the USA

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  • Worry-Free

    100-Day easy returns

  • Planet Saving Power

    100% Recycled

  • Ultra Absorbant

    Dries Super Fast
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Why You Need This

Made With 100% Recycled Plastic

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.
  • 18" x 24" each
  • Designed and Printed in the USA
  • Machine Washable
  • Single Sided Print
  • Family Owned
  • Hidden Swear Words

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Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

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