Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Fckity Stripe Illusion Red | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

11 reviews
$20.00

Subtle. Chic. With a side of sass.

This towel is the kitchen equivalent of red lipstick—confident, fiery, and ready for action. Whether you’re drying dishes or dramatically throwing it over your shoulder while yelling “I said al dente!”, this cotton tea towel delivers absorbency, style, and a tiny bit of flair.

Bring on the mess—you’ve got it handled.

• 100% High-Quality Cotton
• Corner Hanging Loop
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 18"x28"
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink

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Made With 100% Organic Cotton

Each towel is made from 100% Organic Perfect Cotton. Pre-washed and Lint Free

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We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

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  • 18" x 28" each
  • Pre-washed and Lint Free
  • Machine Washable
  • Family Owned
  • Screen-Printed with AOZ Free Ink

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Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

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