Classy chaos, incoming.

Wipe your hands. Toss it dramatically. Mutter your mantra. This unapologetic cotton towel is for anyone barely hanging on but still hosting dinner. Bold words, soft feel, and 100% done with everything.

• 100% High-Quality Cotton
• Corner Hanging Loop
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 18"x28"
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink