Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel
Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

11 reviews
$20.00

Zero fcks. All function.

This towel says what you’re thinking—loud and clear—while mopping up life’s messes like a champ. It’s soft, strong, and dangerously relatable. Perfect for kitchens where sarcasm simmers and chill is in short supply.

• 100% High-Quality Cotton
• Corner Hanging Loop
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 18"x28"
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink

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Made With 100% Organic Cotton

Each towel is made from 100% Organic Perfect Cotton. Pre-washed and Lint Free

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We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

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  • 18" x 28" each
  • Pre-washed and Lint Free
  • Machine Washable
  • Family Owned
  • Screen-Printed with AOZ Free Ink

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Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

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