Shut Up Liver You're Fine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel

11 reviews

$20.00 USD

Delusional optimism, now in cotton.

Whether it’s taco night or “just one more” margarita, this towel is here for your questionable choices. Soft, absorbent, and enabling your coping mechanisms—one spill at a time.

• 100% High-Quality Cotton
• Corner Hanging Loop
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 18"x28"
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink

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  • 18" x 24" each
  • usa designed and printed
  • machine washable - no fuss
  • hidden swear words
  • family owned small business

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