It's Plaid, It's Bold, and It's Got Attitude - Meet The Perfect Towel™ 

This isn't just any dish towel. It’s a rebellious twist on your kitchen staple, cleverly hiding your favorite word, "FUCK" in a seemingly innocent plaid design.

Guaranteed to spark a conversation with guests (or three), if they catch it. :)

Made with TruWoven™ Technology, this towel isn’t just here to look pretty.

• It's Super Absorbant (8x its weight)
• Dries Super Fast (30% Faster)
• Starts Soft and get softer with every wash (No special care required)
• Finished Bound Hem on ALL Four Sides

AND, let's not forget to mention, that it's ...

• Made from post-consumer recycled plastic!

Yeah, we’re saving the planet one badass towel at a time! 

Try it for yourself, risk-free.

• 100-day Free Returns 

So, if you don’t think it’s The Perfect Towel™, send it back. 

But let’s be real, we're a small biz and with a guarentee like that, we think you’re going to love it! 

Heads up: Our towels are crafted in small batches, so slight color variations from online pics may happen.