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Happiness Penis | The Perfect Towel

Regular price $24.00
Regular price Sale price $24.00
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Bringing joy in the cheekiest way possible. For kitchens that love to laugh.

  • Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
  • Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
  • Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
  • Perfect Size18" x 24" for max coverage
  • Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality
  • 100-Day Returns – Love it or send it back

 

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