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You Looked Closer
You Found The Swears. 

These "Illusion" Towels Look Innocent... Until They Don't.

Because tasteful design and secret profanity shouldn't be mutually exclusive. 

Sun Kissed and Sassy Set

(8 total reviews)

$74.99
$88.00
SALE $13.01 OFF

Includes:

All Four (4) Illusion Designs in Summer Colors

  • Fck Around Find Out Hyper Illusion Towel 
  • Fck This Shit Hyper Illusion Towel
  • Fresh Out Plaid Hyper Illusion Towel
  • Shitshow Hyper Illusion Towel
Details

Subtle. Classy. Completely Inappropriate and Totally You!

     Super Absorbent

      Holds 7x its weight in wate

     Fast-Drying 

     Dries 30% faster than cotton towels

     Eco-Friendly 

     Made from post-consumer recycled  plastics

     Perfect Size 

     18" x 24" for max coverage

     Family-Owned  

     Small biz, big personality

Returns

We want you to love your item(s), but in the off-chance that you don’t, we accept returns up to 100-Days from Delivery Date

Shipping Info
  • All Orders Ship within 2 Business     Days or Sooner. 
  • You will recieve notification that your order has shipped with Tracking Information via email. 
  • All Items ship from Carrollton, TX
  • Shipping is FREE for orders $65+

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