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Deceptively Proper. ✨
Delightfully Inappropriate. ✨

INTRODUCING
THE 
ILLUSION 
COLLECTION
 

At first glance, these towels look like

 classic kitchen textiles.

 

- Chic Stripes, Elegant Patterns, 

Total Pinterest-Worthy Vibes -

But look closer...

Hidden in the design is 

a little attitude, 

a little humor,

and maybe even 

a few choice words  - because why the f*** not?

 

We Call It

 

The Perfect Towel™

 

 

 ✔ Soft, Absorbent, & Actually Functional

 Because your towels should do something, not just hang around looking pretty.
 

✔ Unique Illusion Designs 

Subtle, Sneaky, and GUARANTEED

 to make guests do a double take.

 

 ✔ Made for People Who Like

 a Little Fun in Their Clean 

  Your Kitchen, Your Rules

 

🚨 Warning:

 Side effects include: 

Unexpected Compliments,

 laughter, and a sudden urge to 

replace every towel in your house.

 

👀 Go ahead, zoom in. 

 

“EVERYONE wants to know where I got it AND it actually works better than any towel I’ve ever used. Just makes me smile when I use it” 

- Kourtney B.

Blue Illusion Fresh Out & FkThis Bundle Set Of 2

(8 Reviews)

(5+ Reviews)

$38.00

"Finally, something different — and actually good."

Quantity

Made with Post-Consumer Recycled Material

Not Too Big, Not Too Small 18" x 24"

SUPER Absorbant - Holds up to 7x weight

Dries Super Fast - up to 30% Faster

No Special Care - Wash & Dry Normally

TruWoven™ Technology 

What Our Customers Say

And We're Blushing!

A+ A+ A+

"You understood the assignment." 😂 😂 😂

-Kimberly A. 

Verified Buyer

Best Gift to Give

“Finally, something different — and actually good.”

- Marc L. 

Verified Buyer

Because You’re Not Basic

“I found something amazing and I feel cooler for it.”

-Carol D. 

Verified Buyer

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