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Welcome in The Perfect Towel from our Illusion Collection—a towel that’s more than meets the eye and guaranteed to clean up your act with style! Featuring a vintage weave pattern with a cheeky "Shitshow" subtly printed throughout, this towel isn’t just for wiping spills—it’s a comedy masterpiece!

Crafted from TruWoven™ microfiber, it's a powerhouse in cleanliness—quick-drying, absorbs 7x its weight (perfect for soaking up messes faster than you can say "oops!"), and softer than a cloud on laundry day. The edges are stitched tougher than your resolve during a DIY home renovation.

*Please Note* Our Perfect Kitchen Towels are not mass-produced. As such, slight color variations may occur compared to the online images.

 

 

Product Features

  • High Quality
  • Size: 18”x24”
  • Finished Bound Hem
  • Eco-Friendly: Made with Post-Consumer Recycled Materials
  • Designed and Printed in the USA
  • Single Sided Print
  • 320 gsm
  • TruWoven™ Fabric
  • Dries Lighting FAST!
  • Super Duper absorbent (7x its weight!)
  • Microfiber Honeycomb Weave
  • 100% Happiness Guaranteed!

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