Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel
Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel

Vintage Shitshow Stripe Illusion | Viral Kitchen Tea Towel

11 reviews
$22.00

From a distance, it's classic and chic; up close, it's a total Shitshow—literally. 

This towel combines timeless design with a cheeky twist, making it the perfect blend of style and sass.

Whether it's for you or someone who thrives in chaos, this towel is ready to handle the heat (and the spills)!

  • Super Absorbent – Holds 7x its weight in water
  • Fast-Drying – Dries 30% faster than cotton towels
  • Eco-Friendly – Made from 100% recycled materials
  • Perfect Size – 18" x 24" for max coverage
  • Family-Owned – Small biz, big personality
  • 100-Day Returns – Love it or send it back

 

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  • Planet Saving Power

    100% Recycled

  • Ultra Absorbant

    Dries Super Fast
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Why You Need This

Made With 100% Recycled Plastic

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.
  • 18" x 24" each
  • Designed and Printed in the USA
  • Machine Washable
  • Single Sided Print
  • Family Owned
  • Hidden Swear Words

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Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

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