FAQs
Q: Do we offer any kind of guarantee?
A: Heck Yeah! We have a 100-day, no-fuss, no-muss, guarantee. if it’s not making you dance with joy, send it back within 100 days. We want you thrilled, not “meh.”
Q: How long does it take for orders to ship?
A: We ship in 1-3 business days, faster than you can pick your next Netflix binge. U.S. orders arrive in 3-7 days, and international orders take a bit longer—7-14 days, but who's counting?
Q: How do we ship?
A: USPS is our go-to for getting your goodies to you, but we might switch it up based on size, weight, or just how we feel that day.
Q: How much does shipping cost?
A: U.S. shipping starts at just $3—less than your morning latte! Spend $75 or more (after discounts), and shipping is on us. Cheers to that!
Q: How do I care for my new goodies?
A: Treat them like you would your grandma’s fine china—or just toss them in the wash and call it good. Your call.