Moms Who Swear?
Turns Out,
They're Doing It Right.

Whether it’s science, sarcasm,

or a towel that drops f-bombs —

here’s why these moms are winning.

Moms who swear?
Turns Out, They're Doing It Right!

Whether it's science, sarcasm, or a towel that drops f-bombs -

here's why these Moms are WINNING!

Let's break it down:
7 reasons why
you're doing motherhood better than Pinterest ever could.

1. They teach honesty early.
Kids know when you're full of it - moms who drop the occasional f-bomb teach truth and trust.

2. They model emotional expression.
It’s not rage. It’s just well-timed profanity therapy.

3. They raise resilient humans.
You fell? Shake it off. Or say what Mom says: ‘Sht happens.’*

4.

They know laughter is survival.

It’s not rage. It’s just well-timed profanity therapy.

If you can’t laugh when the wine spills, are you even a mom?

That’s why our towels swear back.

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5. They don't sweat the small stuff.
Unless it’s on the floor. Then they use this towel.

6. They raise unapologetic kids.
No doormats here — just really absorbent ones hanging on the stove.

7. They're Fun.
Like, best-mom-on-the-block kind of fun.

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Dries Incredibily Fast - up to 30% faster

Made with post-consumer recycled material

Hidden profanity, perfectly disguised

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What are they made of?

TruWoven™ microfiber made from post-consumer recycled materials. 88/12

Are these machine washable?

Absolutely. These bad boys can take it.

What’s the return policy?

100-day returns. If you don’t love it, send it back.

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Moms Who Swear? Turns Out, They're Doing It Right.

Moms who swear?Turns Out, They're Doing It Right!

Let's break it down:7 reasons why you're doing motherhood better than Pinterest ever could.

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