{"title":"Perfect Cotton Tea Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back, boasting even better 100% superior cotton fabric! Spice up the kitchen with our 'I Rub My Own Meat' Flour Sack Towel, where the humor is as dry as your seasoning rub.\\n\\nThis 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the prime cut for grill masters who handle their meat with pride and aren't afraid to show it. Hemmed for durability, pre-washed for absorbency, and boasting a sell-through rate meatier than a sirloin, it's the best seller that gets the belly laughs rolling.\\n\\nWith over 500 reviews and express shipping, this clever kitchen mate is a rare find for the humorous home cook. It's the perfect unique, funny, and quality gift for anyone who loves a good chuck(le)!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}'\u003e• 100% High-Quality Perfect Cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Hemmed on all four sides\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 18\"x28\"\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\u003cbr\u003e• Corn Hanging Loop\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fresh-out-of-fucks-cotton-kitchen-tea-towel-gift","title":"Fresh Out | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"420\" data-start=\"392\"\u003eZero fcks. All function.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis towel says what you’re thinking—loud and clear—while mopping up life’s messes like a champ. It’s soft, strong, and dangerously relatable. Perfect for kitchens where sarcasm simmers and chill is in short supply.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! For the wanderlust-stricken with a sense of humor, our \\\u0026quot;I Sleep Around\\\u0026quot; Flour Sack Tea Towel is a camper's confession to a nomadic night's rest. This 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the perfect companion for the open road!\\n\\nIt's pre-washed, top-quality, and with over 500 belly-laughing reviews and a 98% sell-through rate, this clever, unique kitchen marvel is a best seller, proving that while you may roam in a caravan, laughter is what makes it a home.\\n\\nIt’s the witty gift for those who like their kitchenware as adventurous as their lifestyle!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e• 100% High-Quality Cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Corner Hanging Loop\u003cbr\u003e• Hemmed on all four sides\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 18\"x28\"\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\u003cbr\u003e• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702691242259,"sku":"118004","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/FreshOutofFucksPremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222237"},{"product_id":"fuckity-stripe-illusion-funny-cotton-tea-towel-flour-sack","title":"Fckity Stripe Illusion Black | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eIt’s giving timeless.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClean, crisp, and cooler than your grandma's tea towels. This black and white tea towel adds a pop of sophistication to your kitchen without trying too hard. Made with high-quality cotton and sewn to last, it’s perfect for drying hands, dishes, or tears after burning dinner again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eClassic never goes out of style—and neither do you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! For the wanderlust-stricken with a sense of humor, our \\\u0026quot;I Sleep Around\\\u0026quot; Flour Sack Tea Towel is a camper's confession to a nomadic night's rest. This 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the perfect companion for the open road!\\n\\nIt's pre-washed, top-quality, and with over 500 belly-laughing reviews and a 98% sell-through rate, this clever, unique kitchen marvel is a best seller, proving that while you may roam in a caravan, laughter is what makes it a home.\\n\\nIt’s the witty gift for those who like their kitchenware as adventurous as their lifestyle!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e• 100% High-Quality Cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Corner Hanging Loop\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! For the wanderlust-stricken with a sense of humor, our \\\u0026quot;I Sleep Around\\\u0026quot; Flour Sack Tea Towel is a camper's confession to a nomadic night's rest. This 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the perfect companion for the open road!\\n\\nIt's pre-washed, top-quality, and with over 500 belly-laughing reviews and a 98% sell-through rate, this clever, unique kitchen marvel is a best seller, proving that while you may roam in a caravan, laughter is what makes it a home.\\n\\nIt’s the witty gift for those who like their kitchenware as adventurous as their lifestyle!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003e• Hemmed on all four sides\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 18\"x28\"\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\u003cbr\u003e• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702693470483,"sku":"122037","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/FuckityStripeIllusionPremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222259"},{"product_id":"cotton-tea-towel-shut-up-liver-youre-fine-funny-gift","title":"Shut Up Liver You're Fine | Perfect Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong data-end=\"982\" data-start=\"943\"\u003eDelusional optimism, now in cotton.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether it’s taco night or “just one more” margarita, this towel is here for your questionable choices. Soft, absorbent, and enabling your coping mechanisms—one spill at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! For the wanderlust-stricken with a sense of humor, our \\\u0026quot;I Sleep Around\\\u0026quot; Flour Sack Tea Towel is a camper's confession to a nomadic night's rest. This 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the perfect companion for the open road!\\n\\nIt's pre-washed, top-quality, and with over 500 belly-laughing reviews and a 98% sell-through rate, this clever, unique kitchen marvel is a best seller, proving that while you may roam in a caravan, laughter is what makes it a home.\\n\\nIt’s the witty gift for those who like their kitchenware as adventurous as their lifestyle!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}'\u003e• 100% High-Quality Cotton\u003cbr\u003e• Corner Hanging Loop\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! 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This 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the perfect companion for the open road!\\n\\nIt's pre-washed, top-quality, and with over 500 belly-laughing reviews and a 98% sell-through rate, this clever, unique kitchen marvel is a best seller, proving that while you may roam in a caravan, laughter is what makes it a home.\\n\\nIt’s the witty gift for those who like their kitchenware as adventurous as their lifestyle!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}'\u003e• Hemmed on all four sides\u003cbr\u003e• Approximately 18\"x28\"\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\u003cbr\u003e• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702694289683,"sku":"117007","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/ShutupLiverYoureFinePremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222277"},{"product_id":"i-sleep-around-witty-gift-kitchen-flour-sack-tea-towels","title":"I Sleep Around | Funny Superior Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--td {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! 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These Superior Cotton Tea Towels will be your new favorite! Truly absorbent and easy to care for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702697664787,"sku":"120002","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/ISleepAroundPremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222300"},{"product_id":"i-love-jesus-but-i-cuss-a-little-easter-kitchen-towels","title":"I Love Jesus But I Cuss A Little | Funny Superior Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! For the wanderlust-stricken with a sense of humor, our \\\u0026quot;I Sleep Around\\\u0026quot; Flour Sack Tea Towel is a camper's confession to a nomadic night's rest. This 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot; towel is the perfect companion for the open road!\\n\\nIt's pre-washed, top-quality, and with over 500 belly-laughing reviews and a 98% sell-through rate, this clever, unique kitchen marvel is a best seller, proving that while you may roam in a caravan, laughter is what makes it a home.\\n\\nIt’s the witty gift for those who like their kitchenware as adventurous as their lifestyle!\\n\\n• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton\\n• Hemmed on all four sides\\n• Approximately 18\\\u0026quot;x28\\\u0026quot;\\n• Pre-Washed \u0026amp; Lint-Free\\n• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink\\n\\nUnique, Kitsch, Best Seller, Funny, Clever, Gift, Kitchen Towel, Tea Towel, Cotton Towel, Absorbent Cotton, Quality Kitchen Accessory.\u0026quot;}\" data-sheets-root=\"1\"\u003ePerfect for the discerning buyer. These Superior Cotton Tea Towels will be your new favorite! Truly absorbent and easy to care for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702700679443,"sku":"115049","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/ILoveJesusbutICussalittlePremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222319"},{"product_id":"if-youre-happy-flour-sack-towel-funny-kitchen-linen","title":"If You're Happy | Funny Superior Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e\u003c!--td {border: 1px solid #cccccc;}br {mso-data-placement:same-cell;}--\u003e\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! 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These Superior Cotton Tea Towels will be your new favorite! Truly absorbent and easy to care for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702707659027,"sku":"116013","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/RubMeatPremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222368"},{"product_id":"call-your-mom-tea-towel-mothers-day-kitchen-gift","title":"Call Your Mom Funny Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! 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These Superior Cotton Tea Towels will be your new favorite! Truly absorbent and easy to care for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Twisted Wares","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49702710935827,"sku":"114024","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0893\/5614\/0819\/files\/CallYourMomPremiumCottonTowel.png?v=1724222388"},{"product_id":"hooker-on-the-weekends-tea-towel-bestselling-gifts-for-him","title":"Hooker On The Weekends | Funny Superior Cotton Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-sheets-userformat='{\"2\":771,\"3\":{\"1\":0},\"4\":{\"1\":2,\"2\":14281427},\"11\":3,\"12\":0}' data-sheets-value=\"{\u0026quot;1\u0026quot;:2,\u0026quot;2\u0026quot;:\u0026quot;It's back and better than ever with higher quality 100% superior cotton fabric! 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