WE'RE SOLD OUT!
 


You cleared us out for the holidays, THANK YOU!

We’re taking this time to reset, restock, and actually enjoy our families for a minute.

We’ll reopen 
January 5th

 fully refreshed 
(and heavily caffeinated)

WE'RE A FKING TOWEL COMPANY -

BUT DAMN IF WE AREN'T HERE TO MAKE YOUR LIFE JUST A LITTLE MORE FUN TOO!.

HERE'S TO THE BOLD ONES
THOSE WHO BREAK THE RULES
MAKE THEIR OWN
AND COLOR OUTSIDE THE LINES
TO THOSE WHO STAND OUT
SPEAK UP
LAUGH TOO LOUD
AND LOVE HARD

SHOP TWISTED TOWELS

Planet-Saving Power

Made With 100% Recycled Plastic

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Absorb Like a Boss

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Bye-Bye, Soggy Towels

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

Love it, Or We'll Make it Right

We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

100 Days to Change Your Mind

Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.

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100-Day Free Returns

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60k+ Happy Customers

Customers reviews

Danielle R. 

Did I buy this for dishes? No. Did I buy it because life is hard and this towel made me laugh like a maniac? Absolutely.

Claire B.

Honestly? Therapy is great but this towel was cheaper and made me laugh a whole lot harder...

Brittany N.

Didn't know a towel could become a personality trait. But here we are!

Planet-Saving Power

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Absorb Like a Boss

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Bye-Bye, Soggy Towels

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

Family-Owned, Badass-Operated

We’re a small, family-run business that actually cares. No soulless corporate nonsense—just damn good towels made with love (and a little sass).

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