Beach Please Collection - Viral Illusion Kitchen Towels with hidden text designs, displayed against an ocean backdrop. Optical illusion towels featuring bold patterns and witty, unexpected messages.

Spills Happen. Make 'Em Funny!

  • Absurdly Absorbent
  • Damn Durable
  • Guaranteed Giggles
  • Family Owned - Badass Operated
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Why You Need The Perfect Towel

Planet-Saving Power

Made With 100% Recycled Plastic

Each towel is made from ~4 recycled water bottles. Saving the world, one spill at a time.

Absorb Like a Boss

Our TruWoven™ tech holds up to 7x its weight in water—because who has time for wimpy towels?

Bye-Bye, Soggy Towels

Dries 30% faster than your average kitchen towel, so it's always ready for the next mess.

Love It or We'll Make It Right

We stand by our towels with 100% satisfaction guaranteed—because you deserve products as awesome as you are.

100 Days to Change Your Mind

Not vibing with your towel? No worries. Free returns for 100 days—no guilt, no hassle, no problem.

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